When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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