it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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