wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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