I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I am mentally ready for anal.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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