talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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