Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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