Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
But break dance skills will only take you so far
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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