I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
tell me about the eggs
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