party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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