are you so shy because you have an std?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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