talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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