It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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