I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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