But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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