never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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