My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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