I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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