if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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