it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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