I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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