Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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