i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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