Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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