WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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