Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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