scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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