If i come over, it means nothing
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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