i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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