I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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