Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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