So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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