Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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