I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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