i just google imaged poop.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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