Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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