if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I understand Curling. That high.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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