Where is the hickey?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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