Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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