ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
the raccoons are back...
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