There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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