i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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