Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
