Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Be still, my beating vagina.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
