Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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