FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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