is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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