No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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