just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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