I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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