Its about making memories worth repressing
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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