Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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