i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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