you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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